From the author of the bestselling classics We?re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you?ll shoot co?cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

? Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

? How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

? Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

? Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

? Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin? time

? Airlines serving up one hot mess

? Action figure Jesus

? Why Clay Aiken ain?t marrying your glandular daughter

? And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can?t Drink All Day if You Don?t Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.