In A Land Where Everybody Has Their Own Blog, Where Individualized Tattoos And Piercings Are Ubiquitous, Where Everything And Everyone Are Beginning To Blur Together, How Does Anyone Stand Out From The Herd? My Method Was To Live Life Weirder Than Anyone Else Around Me, To Try New Things That I Wanted To Do But Was Uncomfortable Doing And, Most Importantly, To Skirt A Table At The Reception Hall I Worked In And Sleep Under Those Tables Most Every Night For Half A Year. Follow Me As I Live On The Sly At The Catering Hall And Undertake Improbable Adventures. Secreting Myself Behind The White Shroud Of A Skirted Table, I Hide From Both Management And Druggies Alike. Beneath A Skirted Table, I Find Friendship, Love And A Workable Philosophy On How To Live Life. Lying Prone Beneath A Rectangular Skirted Table, I Learn, Ironically Enough, How To Think Outside The Box. And Then There Is This Tale I Have About A Waterfall And A Box Of Mayonnaise

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